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Vote Early, Vote Often Says DA Burke |
Flat'nin' the Hills Since 2002
October 4, 2004
Houston County District Attorney Kelly Burke Says Vote Early Vote Often
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Vote Early, Vote Often Says DA Burke |
Charlotte Webb
Staff Writer
- Perry, GA -
In a press conference early Friday morning, Houston County District Attorney Kelly Burke urged Houston County voters to vote early and vote often. He told his assembled supporters that in addition to casting their own vote, there was no reason that deceased family members should not be able to vote through surviving family members. When questioned by reporters about the legality of such acts and the similarity to the 1960 presidential election, Burke said, "I served with Jack Kennedy. I knew Jack Kennedy. Jack Kennedy was a friend of mine. You're no Jack Kennedy." Burke then urged everyone present to pick up a copy of his latest CD, "technotrancekellyrap" at the nearest Walmart to support his re-election campaign.
As of press time, Richard J. Daley was unavailable for comment.
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