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August 8, 2005

 Houston County District Attorney Kelly Burke Denies Part in "Guys Gone Wild - Vegas"

In a press release Monday, District Attorney Kelly Burke vehemently denied appearing in video entitled Guys Gone Wild - Vegas.  The video recently became available for sale on VHS, DVD and Betamax in local convenience stores and internet outlets.  Despite appearing on the cover of the video, Burke, who recently returned from a "conference" in Las Vegas denies any involvement with the production.  The press release stated, "Sure I may have a 3 day memory gap but that doesn't mean I took of my shirt and made out with a guy."  When reached for comment in his supply closet/bunker, Burke stated,  "What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas".

As of press time, Pee Wee Herman could not be reached for comment.

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