Dissidents attempting to pull down newly erected statue
Houston County's Illegal Organ Since 2002
Week of April 28th, 2003
Uprising Crushed!
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Dissidents attempting to pull down newly erected statue |
An uprising by dissident elements of Houston County consisting of outside agitators and democrat attackers was crushed today by the Fedayeen Kelly. At 4:20 this afternoon a large group of dissidents gathered around the newly erected statue of District Attorney Kelly Burke in front of the Houston Judicial Complex. A man identified by onlookers only as "Greg" shimmied up the statue, attached a large noose around its neck and incited the mob to pull it down. Minutes after the disturbance began, the Fedayeen Kelly opened fire on the crowd with heavy machine guns ending the disturbance. District Attorney Burke was quoted as saying, "They will rue the day! This sends a powerful message that Houston County will not tolerate statue toppling. Respect my authority!"
Next week, new contest!
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