The Houston Verdict

Houston County's Illegal Organ Since 2002

July 30, 2003

EXTRA!

Summer Seminar T-Shirt Revealed

Charlotte Webb - Staff Writer

The Houston Verdict has obtained a photograph of the much anticipated Houston DA Summer Conference T-Shirt pictured above.  The Summer Conference T-Shirt is the pinnacle of the DA fashion season which culminates in a fashion show at the Jekyll Island Summer Conference.  Every year, proud members of the Houston County District Attorney's Office strut down the runway in style.  Insiders report that the smart money is on Houston County's District Attorney's Office for the prestigious "Goofy Ass" award. 

As of press time, Giorgio Armani was unavailable for comment.

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