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June 7, 2004

Fox Announces New Simple Life Season to Be Taped at Houston DA's Office

Charlotte Webb
Staff Writer

- Perry, GA - 

    Celebutantes Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie are headed for the Houston County Judicial Complex.  The newest incarnation of The Simple Life is entitled The Simple Life, DA.  The latest reality series is to feature life with a Bumpkin District Attorney.  After an exhaustive search for the next location for The Simple Life, producers selected Houston County.  "We tried half the small counties in Georgia.  They all turned us down, but nearly all suggested we contact Houston County District Attorney Kelly Burke," said producer Juan Garcia.  "Even the Prosecuting Attorney's Council immediately suggested Kelly Burke when we told them what we were looking for."  Taping is set to begin in early July.  Houston County District Attorney Kelly Burke was quoted as saying, "This sends a powerful message that there is no depth to which I will not sink in order to get my name in the media."

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