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San Francisco

    I had just a simply fabulous trip to San Francisco.  As I searched for a hotel I said to myself,  ♫♫Young man, there's a place you can go, I said young man, when you're short on your dough, You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find, Many ways to have a good time, It's fun to stay at the YMCA, They have everything for young men to enjoy, You can hang out with all the boys, Young man, are you listening to me, I said young man, what do you want to be, I said young man, you can make real your dreams, But you've got to know that one thing, No man does it all by himself, I said young man, put your pride on the shelf, And just go there, to the YMCA, I'm sure they can help you today.♫♫

   Once we were checked into the Y, I noticed that,  ♫♫Every man wants to be a macho macho man to have the kind of body, always in demand, Jogging in the mornings, go man go, works out in the health spa, muscles glow, You can best believe that, he's a macho man, ready to get down with, anyone he can, Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey! Macho, macho man (macho man), I've got to be, a macho man, Macho, macho man, I've got to be a macho! Ow...., Macho, macho man, I've got to be, a macho man, Macho, macho man (yeah, yeah), I've got to be a macho!  ♫♫

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