The Houston Verdict

Hearing Voices Since 2002

July 12, 2004

DA Kelly Burke Announces Running Mate

Charlotte Webb
Staff Writer

- Perry, GA - 

    In a surprise move, District Attorney Kelly Burke announced that the Rev. Al Sharpton will be his running mate in the upcoming District Attorney race.  The announcement was surprising both because the Rev. Sharpton is not an attorney and District Attorneys do not have running mates.  When questioned about the propriety of a Vice District Attorney, Burke replied, "I know you are but what am I, doody head!" and ended the press conference.

    According to the Prosecuting Attorney's Council there is no such thing as a Vice District Attorney.  As of press time, Tawana Brawley was unavailable for comment.

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