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Week of September 21, 2003
Burke Portrait Exhibition Opens Today
Charlotte Webb Staff Writer
Today marks the opening of the Kelly Burke Portrait Exhibition at the Fatherland Cultural Center in downtown Perry. Artists from throughout the county submitted portraits of Burke after being rounded up by members of the Ministry of Culture. Burke himself will select the winning portrait which will become the Official Portrait of the Houston County District Attorney's Office and will be hung in Burke's supply closet. The winning artist will be released from the Houston County Re-Education Camp. Doug Neidermeyer, recently promoted to Chief of Home County Security, says that he has tightened security at the center to prevent any disruptions by fanatic outside agitators. The Exhibition can be viewed daily from 9:00 a.m. to 5:00 p.m. weekdays and 11:00 a.m. to 4:00 p.m Saturday and Sunday. The winning portrait will be announced in a press conference next Monday morning at the Houston County Judicial Complex.
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