Fair and Balanced Satire Since 2002
Week of June 30, 2003
Kelly's Korner
Not by Kelly Burke
One Word
All my years one word has vexed me. Deadbeats. Long gone are the good old days of debtor's prison. Charles Dickens was such a whiner. All is not lost, however. Yours truly has instituted a new policy of prosecuting civil cases, no questions asked. Somebody defaulted on a contract? No problem, we'll prosecute. Contractor taking too long? Give us a call, they'll be indicted before you can say theft by deception. Somebody forget to rewind before returning their video? Give your truly a call. We'll nip that in the bud. Watch out deadbeats of Houston County! I'll be watching.
Don't forget to vote for yours truly, Kelly Burke in 2004.
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