The Houston Verdict

Issues with Authority Since 2002

July 5, 2004

Kelly Burke Has No Clothes

Charlotte Webb
Staff Writer

- Perry, GA - 

    An investigative reporter for the Houston Verdict has discovered that Kelly Burke posed nude for Playboy Magazine in 1966.  According to the interview in 1966, Kelly Burke's turn ons included jackboots and riding crops, while turn offs included Justice and Free Speech.  When asked for comment, District Attorney Kelly Burke vehemently denied ever being a woman or posing naked for Playboy.  According to legal experts it is unlikely that Burke will be able to prove he did not have a sex change operation or pose nude for Playboy.

    As of press time, Lady Chablis was unavailable for comment.

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As you probably know, this site is a little thing we like to call satire, it is not the Houston Home Journal nor is it District Attorney Kelly Burke's site.  It is however dedicated to illustrating the surreal nature of life with King Kelly, DA of  Houston County.  If you need this footnote to tell you this, you either rode the short bus to school or you are Kelly Burke.    This site was created on a private computer in a private home, on a private internet connection, to a privately owned domain.

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