Win this genuine Depose Kelly Burke Doll (pictured larger than actual size)
Houston County's Illegal Organ Since 2002
Week of May 4th, 2003
At Last!
New Contest Unveiled!
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Win this genuine Depose Kelly Burke Doll (pictured larger than actual size) |
Give Big Burke a New Nickname
We here at the Houston Verdict are on a never ending quest for new humorous nicknames for Kelly Burke. Here's your chance to help. Enter the Official Houston Verdict "Give Big Burke a New Nickname Contest." All you have to do is fill out the form below suggesting a new nickname for Big Burke. The rules are simple:
1. Big Bird, Big Burke, King Kelly and Herr Burke don't count.
2. It has to be funny.
3. If you want the prize, include a valid email address.
4. The contest is completely unfair and biased.
Entries so far.....
Bird on a wire
Bird the Turd
Smelly Kelly
Burke Digler
His Highness, Burke of Yellowbird
The Puerile Paladin
Glassjaw Kelly
JIUMBA
Nellie Kelly
Burke the Jerk
Dollar DA
Sonny's Honey
No Work Burke
Dirty Birdy
Ferret-Face
The Human Skid Mark
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