Kelly Burke's Got Burke? Campaign Poster
March 7, 2005
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Kelly Burke's Got Burke? Campaign Poster |
Houston County District Attorney Kelly Burke, unveiled his campaign for the 2008 election. The campaign features the slogan, "Got Burke?" along with posters of Burke with some sort of white mustache. Said Burke, "it's never to early to start fending off the Democrat attackers, besides the posters are hot, don't you think?"
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