The Houston Verdict

Keeping the Flame of the Constitution Burning Since 2002

May 15, 2004

DA Burke Discovers Long Lost Twin - Beaker Burke

Charlotte Webb
Staff Writer

-Perry, GA -

    In a startling turn of events, District Attorney Kelly Burke announced today that he has discovered his long lost twin, Beaker Burke.  Separated at birth in a hospital mix-up, District Attorney Burke had long ago given up any hope of reuniting with his twin brother, Beaker.  Beaker Burke, never stopped looking, however.  One evening while Beaker was searching the internet for gladiator photos, he ran across a Kelly's Korner article in the online edition of the Houston Verdict. Beaker immediately recognized his long lost sibling.  A few phone calls later and the brothers had arranged a reunion.  Upon meeting, they could not help but note the similarities in their lives.  Both had lost their left eyes in duels and neither have a discernible neck.  Beaker is the leader of a white separatist group in Idaho and Kelly is the District Attorney of Houston County.  For the rest of the story buy your copy of the Houston Verdict Today.

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