The Houston Verdict

Houston County's Illegal Organ Since 2002

Week of March 16-22, 2003

Not by Kelly Burke

Mudslinging for Judge

Better watch out Judges of Houston County. My quest for global domination continues. Soon all will bow before me. Bwhahaha.  You're  on notice, as I said in my article, "All’s fair in love and war.  Politics can be war, so believe me, there are no rules."   "We don’t need Big Brother to protect us" ... except from vibrators and naughty magazines ... and adultery ... and masturbation for hire ... and ... the demon weed marijuana ... but certainly not from false, misleading, unethical statements from judicial candidates, oh no.  I've got my bucket of mud ready, better get your raincoats out Judges.

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As you probably know, this site is a little thing we like to call satire, it is not the Houston Home Journal nor is it District Attorney Kelly Burke's site.  It is however dedicated to illustrating the surreal nature of life with King Kelly, DA of  Houston County.  If you need this footnote to tell you this, you either rode the short bus to school or you are Kelly Burke.  This site was created on a private computer in a private home, on a private internet connection, to a privately owned domain.