Fair and Balanced Satire Since 2002
Week of July 20, 2003
Kelly's Korner
Not by Kelly Burke
Great Humanitarian
Last week I wrote about a great prosecutor, this week I'm taking the time to honor an often overlooked great humanitarian, Francois "Papa Doc" Duvalier. Papa Doc was one of the most valuable humanitarians in the Caribbean. He is well respected by the Tontons Macoutes, Voodoo practitioners everywhere and Amnesty International. If you have a moment, drop Papa Doc a line and tell him how much you appreciate all he did for Haiti. His email is papadoc@deposekellyburke.com. We could all be a little more like Papa Doc. In fact I often ask myself, "what would Papa Doc do?" In the coming weeks, I'll spotlight other unsung heroes. Next week, O.J. Simpson - Husband of the Year.
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