September 3, 2003
And the Winner Is....
Animals in court
Pekinese and yellow bird
Squint and squat all day
Congratulations, your official DKB Lunchbox is on the way!
We also have a first runner up who will receive a lovely DKB coffee cup.
lovely new courthouse
oh edifice of evil
big bird's pirate ship
Thanks to all who entered, all of the entries were laugh out loud funny.
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