August 19, 2003
New Haiku Contest!
Write the winning Big Burke themed Haiku and receive the above extremely cool Official Depose Kelly Burke.com lunchbox. Be the envy of your lunchroom. All you have to do is submit the winning Haiku here. As with all our contests this one is completely unfair, biased and could end at any moment, so act fast ... time is running out!
The bug in the submission form has been fixed so try again if you got an error earlier.
Entries thus far:
big bird flaps his wings
squats in court, leaving present
something smells funny
do not mock the king
dkb is illegal
vengeance will be mine
none are innocent
indigent need no lawyers
all are criminals
accused are guilty
indigent need no lawyers
so sayeth big bird
Why must we suffer
the foul stench of bad cases
dismiss and save face
Animals in court
Pekinese and yellow bird
Squint and squat all day
Red hair and big teeth
Scary ties and ugly shoes
Whom could this describe
Why does the big bird
ask rhetorical questions
What is the answer?
lovely new courthouse
Oh bird of dark prey
Oh bird of yellow
Oh bird of black chest
Poor dumb citizen
Oh bird of dank stank
Who can interpret
Burke no speaka da English
Just don't speak Big Jerk
Though bird is stinky
Bird not want to make big stink
Free speech trumps bird's squawk
Big Bird angers man
Man cold-cocks bird - breaks his beak
Jurors mock Big Bird
Big Bird is NOT Liar
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