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June 28, 2004

District Attorney Kelly Burke Releases Documentary Fahrenheit 201, Wins Cannes Film Festival

Charlotte Webb
Staff Writer

- Perry, GA - 

    District Attorney Kelly Burke's controversial documentary Fahrenheit 201 was the surprise winner at the 2004 Cannes Film Festival.  The documentary chronicles Burkes crusade to wipe out representation for criminal defendants in Houston County.  Responding to criticism that the film contains inaccuracies, exaggerations and downright lies, Burke said, "Hey if you don't like it, make your own movie.  I made mine with drug forfeiture money fair and square."

    Scientists say that 201 degrees Fahrenheit is the temperature at which justice burns. 

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