Living on the Edge Since 2002
March 1, 2004
EXTRA!
New Caption Contest Announced
Submit the funniest caption for the below picture and win a genuine deposekellyburkc.com flying disk. It's fun for the whole family!
Here's the picture
As with all of our contest, this one is completely unfair and biased. Good Luck!
Entries thus far:
Kelly Burke checks into the honeymoon suite at the Graybar Inn
"Squeal, boy, squeal like a pig!" Proclaims Burke
"Is that a banjo in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"
Are these two men partners in crime, or just partners? Hmmm?
Kelly Burke and Banjo Boy enter their "honeymoon suite" after tying the knot in Houston County
Respect my Authorita!!!
Hmmmmmmmmm!
Tastes Like Chicken
Kelly Burke sends a powerful message
DA Burke starts the first day of his " Iron Cage Matches of Justice Program"
Frisk me baby! I might have a gun!
Extra! DA Burke endorses Same-Sex Civil-Union Cellmate Program
Do you have some fries with that shake?
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