DA Burke in his "Burkebah" Costume
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January 3, 2005
District Attorney Kelly Burke Announces New Public Access Television Series - Burkebahs
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DA Burke in his "Burkebah" Costume |
Charlotte Webb - Staff Writer
District Attorney Kelly Burke announced the creation of a new public access television show entitled Burkebahs. The show featuring flatulent propelled creatures called the Burkebahs, was created with money from a federal gun grant. Burke says the aim of the show is to keep kids away from guns by following the Burkebah example of being generally useless and making annoying sounds. The show will air on local cable at 3:00 a.m. Tuesdays.
As of press time, ZingZingZingBah was unavailable for comment.
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