April 1, 2005
EXTRA!!!
Houston Verdict Ceases Publication
We here at the Houston Verdict have come to realize that we have been entirely too hard on Kelly Burke all of these years. We can honestly say that we have never seen a legal mind like Kelly Burke's. His grasp and knowledge of the law is simply unbelievable. His courtroom demeanor is unlike any we have seen before and his professionalism is without parallel. Further, Kelly's legal acumen is like no other. Therefore, we must now bid you a fond adieu.
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As you probably know, this site is a little thing we like to call satire, it is not the Houston Home Journal nor is it District Attorney Kelly Burke's site. It is however dedicated to illustrating the surreal nature of life with King Kelly, DA of Houston County. If you need this footnote to tell you this, you either rode the short bus to school or you are Kelly Burke. This site was created on a private computer in a private home, on a private internet connection, to a privately owned domain. |
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