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October 25, 2004


DA Kelly Burke Hotly Denies John Edwards Connection

John and Kelly Sittin in a Tree

John Edwards and Kelly Burke Pose for an Undated Photo


 

Charlotte Webb
Staff Writer

- Perry, GA - 

    Republican incumbent Kelly Burke denied any relationship with Democratic Vice Presidential hopeful, John Edwards, after an undated photo of the two was revealed early today.  Said Burke, "Look we hooked up one night at a seminar.  I helped him with his hair.  That was that.  I did not have a relationship with that man!"

    As of press time, Ace and Gary were unavailable for comment.

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