I know for a fact that Burke has no integrity, picks and chooses who to prosecute based on who he owes favors to, is racist and is very unprofessional. He will not prosecute some people when though he has their names and knows they took part in a "crime", while he will doggedly pursue someone else for something that didn't hurt anyone or provide any financial gain or anything else. I also know that he documents contacts made by the public when they disagree with him. I firmly believe that if you disagree with him about one of his corny newspaper articles or his stance on a case then you better watch out. He will find some way to get back at you. I hate that so many people are snowed by this man. My only hope is that someone is brave enough to challenge him again when his term is up. I have lost all respect for him and I think it is a disgrace that he calls himself a Christian. Keep up this site and at least then the truth is out there and it is up to the public if they want to be ignorant to it or not. I can guarantee that if they ever find themselves having to deal with him in such a way that they will quickly form a new opinion. And lastly, PLEASE leave Heather Michael alone! Stop trying to get the parole board to do another injustice by making this girl pay for crimes she was not convicted of. That is the kind of crap that has everything so screwed up in the first place.
Signed "No Longer a NORP"
February 4, 2005
Some dumbass writes:
I am glad I finally figured out what fat fucking idiots do when they
obviously have nothing to do but masturbate while looking at homosexual porn.
Obviously, the last time any one of you "intellectual" dicklickers saw a female
naked was when you were shot out of your mother and right before you were given
the newborn herpes vaccine. Keep up the great work.
Ernesto responds:
Try going here to resolve your latent homosexuality issues. It might help you understand why you think about masturbating to "homosexual porn" when you see this website. I am very sorry that your mother gave you herpes at birth and that it has infected your brain. Really, I am. You might want to get tested for syphilis also. Don't worry we will continue to keep up the great work.
January 25, 2005
I
claim 58 victories against the accursed big bird in just my third game of Burke
Blaster 2.0. Surely, I am the avatar of justice and my fingers divinely
inspired as I mash the control key and yell Ayi Ayi Ayiiiii….!!!!!!!! My hate
could burn worlds for surely the evil one is as far from god as angels can fly.
September 8, 2004
Great site...keep up the good work! I know personally that this man has NO integrity!
September 1, 2004
a short note of encouragement the site is still the greatest keep up the work against the evil empire
May 27, 2004
Free speech at its best--political satire. Al Franken, Bill Maher, and Michael Moore (both of them) would enjoy.
May 6, 2004
Your website is hilarious. One of the members of our group posted your link on our listserv. I thought I had seen it all in Georgia's criminal injustice system, but I have never seen anything quite like this goofy, self-grandizing nerd DA. Keep up the good work!
August 12, 2003
this is one of the funniest and most cleverly done sites I have ever seen. keep up the good work
April 29, 2003
Dear ernesto: When is the verdict going to give us the real story behind herr Burke's daring raid to Jacksonville to personally apprehend the vile perpetrators of injustice in Houston County??? Did those evil geniuses dare think they could escape the vast reach of Kelly's gestapo simply by crossing the border???? And what's with our local police?? Are they glad to have such a brave and daring DA to lead them on these midnight missions to corner and arrest these hoodlums??? Do they think they are incapable of doing their job without him?? And what's the deal with the FBI swooping in and seizing the cash after kelly gave it back to the victims??? How dare they question the actions of der fuhrer??
Keep up the good work.
April 22, 2003
Love the
webpage. I really like the Gladiator picture. You have some interesting
ideas...a little demented...but cute :)
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