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You have discovered the secret page. Below is a copy of an email Herr Burke sent in an attempt to shut this site down (apparently it did not work). Followed by insightful commentary Enjoy!
Let's analyze King Kelly's email.
I'm not looking to make a big stink about this....
Yeah, sure, that's why he bothered sending the email.
...a website lampooning me has gone over the top....
Interestingly, the edition that set him off was San Francisco, he didn't seem to mind the Nazi reference, but put him in a dog collar and you've gone over the top.
While he has freedom of speech, the question is whether what he is doing is meeting the needs of Houston County...
This is perhaps the most disturbing glimpse ever given of the workings of Burke Diggler's mind. He apparently feels that free speech rights are subordinate to what is good for the government. Perhaps I missed that day in Con Law.
I am not asking you to do anything....
Horseshit.
This has the potential to be embarrassing to everybody....
We can only assume that by everybody he means Kelly Burke.
[He] is updating his website on county time on the county computer...
Patently false.
I will be taking appropriate legal action at the time of my choosing.....
Hmmm..... I wonder if Glassjaw Kelly has ever heard of that US Supreme Court case where Jerry Falwell sued Hustler Magazine over a satire piece. I'm guessing not. Still waiting for the appropriate legal action. I guess he is just biding his time.
Again, I am not asking you to do anything...
Again, Horseshit.